Dashboard → Videos → Add New. Set a featured image for the thumbnail.
Your Gen X hub for videos, blogs, and merch.
A clean, modern layout — wrapped in an authentic synthwave atmosphere: glow, grid, and just enough retro attitude to feel MTV-era, not “kiddie arcade.”
Tip: Customize this hero in Appearance → Customize → Home Page (Arcade).
Chart weirdness, VHS nostalgia, and pop culture trivia that lives rent-free forever.
Latest Videos
These cards pull from your Video posts (slgx_video). Add featured images for real thumbnails.
Dashboard → Videos → Add New. Set a featured image for the thumbnail.
Dashboard → Videos → Add New. Set a featured image for the thumbnail.
Fresh Posts
Latest blog posts (regular Posts).
Merch
Merch is set up as a “coming soon” section. When you add WooCommerce later, we can swap these for real products.
Clean front. Loud energy. No cringe back print.
The scent version of rewinding a tape with a pencil.
Perfect for laptops, tumblers, and quiet rebellion.
Launch Updates
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No spam. No “journey.” Just updates.