Motley Brew

Motley Brew – The Rebel Roast in Wax Form

Welcome to your new morning ritual—with attitude.

Introducing Motley Brew, the boldest, most unapologetic coffee-scented candle this side of 1989. Inspired by gritty diners, backstage caffeine fixes, and the smell of rebellion before noon, this candle delivers the raw, earthy aroma of a fresh coffee shop—no frills, no foam hearts, just the way Gen X likes it.

If your idea of self-care includes blasting cassette tapes, drinking your coffee black, and telling the world to deal with it, Motley Brew is your new go-to flame. Because nothing says “I’ve lived” like the scent of a bitter roast cutting through the chaos of adulthood.

☕ What It Smells Like:

Motley Brew hits hard—just like your favorite cup of diner coffee or that first sip before your Walkman boots up.

• Top Notes: Strong black coffee, roasted espresso beans

• Middle Notes: Ground coffee, bittersweet mocha

• Base Notes: Warm earth, toasted sugar, a whisper of nostalgia

💥 The Vibe:

Part caffeine fix. Part soul revival. All Gen X.
Motley Brew is more than a coffee candle—it’s a time machine back to late-night cram sessions, early morning hangovers, and band rehearsals in someone’s mom’s garage. It’s the comforting chaos of that first job at the local record store, the buzz of freedom, and the scent of adulthood just starting to brew.

Burn it while working late, relaxing on the porch, or just existing like the sarcastic legend you are. This isn’t just a bold coffee-scented candle, it’s a tribute to mornings that mattered and nights that never ended.

🔥 Product Details:

• Candle Name: Motley Brew

• Fragrance Profile: Rich black coffee with a touch of roasted earthiness

• Wax Type: 100% soy wax – clean burning, long lasting

• Wick: Crackling wood wick for that extra rebellious edge

• Burn Time: Approx. 40–50 hours

• Made: Hand-poured in small batches in the USA

• Eco-Friendly: Phthalate-free, toxin-free, and totally sustainable

🤘 Who It's For:

• The coffee addict with a Nirvana playlist

• The Gen X-er who still romanticizes 24-hour diners

• Anyone who prefers their candles like they prefer their coffee—strong, dark, and not messing around

🧼 Bonus Perk:

Unlike your favorite greasy spoon, this candle smells like fresh-brewed coffee without the questionable mugs or sticky booths. Just rich, roasted goodness with none of the cleanup. It’s the perfect way to make your home smell like a café without leaving your couch—or your flannel.

🎸 A Candle With Edge (And Aroma)

Think of Motley Brew as your caffeine-loaded backup singer:

• Smells like a legit coffee shop

• Burns clean thanks to soy wax

• Crackles like a vinyl record

• Brings back memories of percolators, pagers, and playing hooky

It’s what your space needs—whether you're grinding away at work or simply existing in existential excellence.

♻️ Sustainability With Sass:

Just because we’re sarcastic doesn’t mean we don’t care. Every Smells Like Gen X candle, including Motley Brew, is made using:

• 100% natural soy wax

• Wooden wicks for cleaner burn and a retro feel

• Recyclable jars and packaging

• Zero phthalates, parabens, or weird toxins

Because being cynical about the world doesn’t mean you don’t want to leave it better than you found it.

Motley Brew – The Candle That Smells Like Coffee and Confidence

Whether you’re crushing deadlines, reliving your mixtape years, or just love that authentic fresh coffee shop scent, Motley Brew delivers. This is coffee in candle form—moody, masculine, comforting, and caffeinated. Light it up and let your space smell like your favorite brew with just the right edge.

Smells Like Gen X – Burn Loud. Smell Bold. Stay Rad.

✅ Great for:

• Morning rituals with no BS

• Gifts for Gen X coffee lovers

• Retro kitchen or office candle vibes

• Waking up your senses—without the side of anxiety